Dilemma: "i just sharted in sharples commons"
The butthole betrays
what tragedy has struck you
Quick, go wipe it up!
Get advice!!
Get advice!!
The butthole betrays
what tragedy has struck you
Quick, go wipe it up!
Hi friend ! If you owe this man anything you owe him honesty! You do not owe him a relationship or affection. But!!! I think a really important part of being generally kind to yourself and to others is to be honest and to act on honesty. What joy do you get being in relationship (not A relationship) with a man that you do not think about. I’m assuming you want better for yourself? yeah? And if he is a nice guy, maybe he deserves someone who thinks about him in an equal way. The hardest thing you can do is turn down affection, but i really think you have to!! And idk anything about this man but he should maybe be strong enough to realize you cant give him what you need. Unfortunately we’re not in an economy where that happens for men. So i think you need to be brave and i hate to say it. BREAK UP AGAIN. And do no contact too so you can’t fall into it again.
Would a partner make
You feel less alone? Do you
Have your own comfort?
This was hard to put into a haiku but my brutal honesty is that
being chronically single is hard! Certainly it is hard (not that
i can relate, but I want to validate this), but also it is a lie.
You have so much capacity for love. I think it can be hard when you
are surrounded by people in LTR esp roommates because you see all the
little things you are missing. But also !! relationships are hard and
a lot of work and often come at a cost (and its beautiful when it works
out and the cost is so deeply worth it). Relationships will come and
likely they will go. You know what will never leave you? Memories made
with your best friends in your college years. The connection and joy of
friendship. So don’t focus on some hypothetical romantic partner that
would make you feel better bc you have these models of romance in your
life (tbh the relationships probably are hard and theyre not telling you).
Focus on whats in front of you. Chin up king, head down focus on whats real.
What you can touch and what you can love.
Is love what you think?
A weight is not a true love
Let yourself feel free.
Rats is a little bonkers bananas. Not a mouse??? Not mice??? Like a full chunky RAT?? Anyway. My genuine advice to you is that you should call workbox or get a humane rat trap (if you don’t go to this fine institution.) I think truly there’s no emotional support i can give to you because when I was 6 I had a mouse infestation and then they mice started dying in my walls and I jsut lived with the smell of decomposing mouse for 1 month. I actually have so little sympathy for this. Just deal with it.
GOOO BIRDS!!! HAVE FAITH. JALEN HURTS IS GODLY. HE WILL DELIVER US ANOTHER SUPERBOWL. TRUST IN TREL TRUST IN GOD. GO MF BIRDS AND DON’T EVER SPEAK THIS WAY. DONT BE A DEBBY DOWNER
Hmmm I’m going to assume this is a STEM class because of the levels… and i think maybe you want someone to tell you that it is going to be okay, you asked for brutal honesty and so I honestly cannot say that. I wish I could offer comfort but really I want to ask why you have to? I’m assuming its because you want a certain major for a certain career?? You may think you have to, but my guess is you are really not comfortable with change. I cannot offer you comfort and tell you that you will pass this class or the next (you may! I just don’t know who you are or any more details). But I can say that failure is okay and it will be okay. Changing your major or your career does not mean you fundamentally change as a person. I think it is easy to forget this. You are going to be okay but change may be coming your way and that is really scary. Try not to let it stop you from being all the other things that make you great (kind, caring, a good friend).
Oxford has brain worms
There is no prestige in pain
You do not need it